groovy merch

People always say to us, "I talk so much about how awesome you are that my throat gets sore. Can you sell me a lozenge or iron-on?" And we say, "Yes!"

buy our damn iron-ons

links to dinks

We like to link to people we like. But then they don't link back and we're like, "What the hell?" It bums Brad out, but Tony doesn't seem to care. He's like, "I'm a grown f*cking man."

people who used to call

past shows

Here's an exciting list of our past shows. Bone up and amaze your friends!

it's conceivable I care